Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public

“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"

by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024

Boebert

Noun:

The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.

Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.

by EpiGaffe September 22, 2023

boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.

Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr December 8, 2023