bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007

Bieber Bloomer

Somebody who hasn't hit puberity that are in there middle or late teens. See Late Bloomer.

JB FAN: Isn't he cute?
Gal with common sense: Um, looks like a Bieber Bloomer.

by Growit5inches4free August 6, 2011

bloomer pudding

The result of a woman being caught unaware and unprepared for her menstral flow

"Can you believe Paul actually is turned on by bloomer pudding?"

"Stacy ordor was a result of bloomer pudding"

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

bleemer

A call of duty shot that exceeds a beemer. A term used by COD expert lBliTzShOt and Chris Money Protillo, this group created what is now know the BleemerGanG

Did you see that Josh guy, man had a bleemer, one bursted me cross map, he had to be a part of BleemerGanG

by BIGeastSpeeedy October 2, 2017

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

Late Bloomer

When a girl hits puberty later than everyone else

I got my period in 9th grade, I was a late bloomer.

by GiganticHo November 8, 2018