Blessy

Someone who is SMOKIN' hot and attract a lot of people. They really know their way into someones heart. They love to party and may seem crazy on the cover, but they are actually very genuine people.

"Woah look at that smoking hot chick dancing over there. She must be a Blessy"

by Singh30 July 2, 2018

Blessundheit

Combines bless you and gesundheit to form the ultimate response to someone sneezing.

Person 1: Aaachoooooo
Person 2: Blessundheit
Person 1: Why thank you, that is both a polite and culturally appropriate response!

by Jonson and friends September 25, 2013

Mixed Blessing

A mixed drink with 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey

The Mixed Blessing is a drink that lives up to its name. Just add 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey for a truly memorable (and perhaps unmemorable) event.

by Duluthian November 8, 2011

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

blessina

The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).

*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)

by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Bulimic Blessing

When you French kiss a bullimic girl, and stuck your tongue too far and she throws up on you

(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)

"I was french kissing Shelby and i wasn't expecting to get the bulimic blessing"

by H20hoe May 26, 2019