Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

blackwood

1. A man who enjoys laying on the couch to work. 2. A state of being whereby a person does not move very much, and does the majority of work from the couch.

1. "That guy's pulling a blackwood"
2. "That guy is such a blackwood"
3. "Look at that blackwood there"

by Rick Hansen June 16, 2008

Blackwood

1. a narcissist.

2. a never-has-been, living in own universe

3. any or all above

"My man never pays child support fo any of his kids, and thinks hes going to be a famous musician someday. What a blackwood"

by sir smellsalot December 22, 2008

BLACKWOOD

noun.

An old and outdated individual who suffers from an inferiority complex as a result of not receiving enough attention as a small child. As a result, this person suffers from an all-pervasive need for attention and often exploits people, particularly women, for personal gain.

Blackwood sandwich: decent portion of over-processed meat. very cheap, but leaves you empty anyway

see also:

urban sausage

40 year old emo douche

by BUKKAKE!!!!!!! March 21, 2009

Backwood Savage

People from the north who live like trailer trash of the south,they have poor living conditions and are not very smart

Look at that old shitty truck... Some backwood savage must drive it

by Gregroy April 21, 2009

Backwood Bowl

Backwood Bowls originated in the 707 area of Nor-Cal. Very similar to rolling up a backwood blunt with cannabis in it. Instead of rolling a whole blunt, you would put about a gram in a stubby piece of Backwood so you have a fatty. Roll one of these up and throw it in your bong and start ripping. The convenience of this is that you can smoke large quantities of weed of your bong without relighting. As a seasoned weed smoker i have found that this is the best way to consume my MEDICINE ...yours truly ShroomFlop

Lets go to the cannabis club, pick up a pack a woods and smoke a fat Backwood Bowl

by Michael Schlosser March 3, 2008

Backwoods Barbie

A girl from the south. She rides quads, goes muddin, and she ain't afraid to get dirty. She looks good in daisy dukes and boots. She hunts and loves to fish. She will skin her own deer and can bait her own hook. She is a bad bitch. Don't make her mad cause that accent will get thicker.

Then..

She can wear six inch heels. Likes pink. She can do her hair and makeup like a super model. She is classy and elegant. And you'd never think she was cow tippin last night.

Guy: "That girl is the best of both worlds"

Guy#2: "She's a backwoods Barbie, for sure."

backwoods Barbie

by backwoodsbarbiee July 23, 2013