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Black Friday

The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).
by Blizzobus April 2, 2011
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Black Friday

A video of gay black men having an orgy
by Funny ape July 21, 2022
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Black Friday

The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019
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Black Friday

Verb

v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
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Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
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Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
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