A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018
The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).
by Blizzobus March 17, 2011
by Funny ape July 21, 2022
The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.
People Working at the store for Black Friday: Alright Team We are going to survive this day and sell all of our samsung TV's before they explode
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
Crowd: (GUN SHOT) (GUY SCREAMS) (GUY DIES)
by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019
Verb
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
v: the act of fucking a black female (or male, we don't judge) twice, using the same condom both times, because it is such a good deal
Jim: How'd your date go last night?
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
Turner: I black fridayed the shit out of that hoe last night son.
Jim: Thats dirty and economical!
by G-Lover69 December 10, 2013
A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Wedge5104 December 09, 2015