Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

This is when your fucking a bitch and she has bronchitis. Due to her being a bitch, she usually won’t tell you she has bronchitis till she has your kid..
So look out for the bitchitis

Man: She’s such a bitchitis!
Mans friend: how?!
Man: because she has bronchitis and now she’s pregnant with my kid

by Katsuki_Janna October 31, 2019

Bitchitis

The action and illness of getting off the game too early.
Symptoms of said Illness follows -

Leaving at 10 o’clock or before on a work night and before 12 o’clock on a weekend.

!!!CAUTION!!! Bitchitis is extremely contagious as one member can create a domino affect causing others members to catch the illness.

Why TF are you getting off now Chunk?!?! I smell a hint of Bitchitis brewing.

by OverwatchStinks November 30, 2023

dumb bitchitis

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.

"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

by cecilia isn’t real!! June 17, 2020

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021