bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

Bitchcraft

The art of making people's lives miserable by being a snatch all the time.

Girl 1 - Oh my god, Kelly actually told you that you looked fat in that poncho?!

Girl 2 - Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.

by Uhlissuh December 9, 2012

bitchcracka

a girl/boy who is going out with a boy/girl whom you yourself like. He/she may be an angel, but because they are with the one you like, they kinda suck.

"Oh great, he brought his bitchcracka to the basketball game."

by Madeline hootie hoo December 7, 2005

Bitchasaurus

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.

Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!

by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013

bitchcoast

Anyone from anywhere east of California. Also a punk ass, bitch ass, dumbass, piece of shit who never put no work in for the block.

Jose is a bitchcoaster because he won't give me a cigarette.

by Augustin Rodriguez January 6, 2008

bitchalanski

Someone who is havin a bitch and not keepin it real.

Boo Hoo Bitchalanski

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Bitchathon

An angry outburst of complaints that lasts for an extended period of time.

When my mom came home from work she started a bitchathon.

Sweet lord in heaven! That woman is on a bitchathon!

by Death Bunny 69 November 27, 2010