National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

by Has a Backstabbing friend November 5, 2019

National get some bitches day

It's may 9th and ur going to school

Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day

by Bloxz March 5, 2022

National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 5, 2022

big booty bitch day

September 27th is now known as big booty bitch day.

Bro you know what today is?
No?
Its national big booty bitch day

by km4 October 25, 2020

National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

Dumb ugly ass bitch day

A day for that “special” ugly ass kid or your friend that’s just so fucking ugly!!!

Oh wow it’s national dumb ugly ass bitch day I didn’t even know that was a day!!!

by Ugly day November 16, 2019

National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street

Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018