urban ballet

A synonym for strip club, gentlemen's club, nudie bar etc.

Hey fellas, lets go to the urban ballet tonight and get hammered

by J2,J3 October 11, 2013

Knee Baller

Louis St.Romain has balls that are so long they hang to his knees. So his name is now Knee Baller

Knee Baller's balls hang to his knees.

by Knee Ballers Firend April 2, 2009

ballet

An incredibly difficult SPORT that most people do not believe is a sport. Ballet requires a great level of dedication and discipline. When ballet dancers reach a certain level of advancement, the begin to dance en pointe, or on pointe shoes, which are shoes with a very stiff toe so the dancer can be supported when standing on her/his toes. Ballet is known to the majority of people as a "sissy" thing, something that only girly-girls and gay men do. Lots of rude and misinformed people mock ballet dancers by prancing around and pretending to wear a tutu. In fact, it has been proven that ballet boosts coordination and even IQ. It is actually much harder that football. There are a great many steps and technicalities to each move; you have to maintain a turnout and pointed feet. Boys/men often do lots of lifting, but they also dance, too. In very professional companies there is the corphee who is the leader of the corps de ballet (they ensemble dancers) and there is the prima ballerina who is the highest dancer there is in a company. All professional dancers must have huge amounts of strength, flexibility, and poise. The key to being a successful ballerina (in addition to have memorized all the steps, being flexible and strong, being dedicated, etc.) is to be able to mask your HUGE effort and make it look easy.

Football Player: You are so gay, you take ballet and you are a boy and you wear tights! Sissy! *imitates ballet badly*
Male Ballet Dancer:...well... It's actually pretty hard...
Ballet Teacher: *appears* Ok, let's have 25 grand battements on each side and then eight plie-double-pirouettes at the barre, then adagio at the center with promenade-plie-lift-to-attitude-plie-bring-to-passe-balance...
Football Player: *runs away*
Male Ballet dancer & Ballerinas: *do combination perfectly*

I am not saying that all football players act that way, I'm just stating that that is a common sterotype.

by live4chocolate January 2, 2012

Baller O'ed

An action when a man drops his nut sack in a man's or women's mouth while that person is sleeping with their mouth open

Man: Hey, how did you sleep?
Man/Women: I slept good but my mouth has a salty taste.
Man: I know I Baller O'ed you!
Man/Women: Oh you shoundn't have (blushing)

by Bijou the dog August 28, 2012

belle and sebastian

Quite literally the greatest thing to come out of Scotland since Balamory. Or possibly Burns. A band that is both thoughtful and entertaining (which doesn't happen often).

Anthony, bullied at school
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths

But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"

Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own

When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy

(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')

by poned April 1, 2005

billet sister

Canadian term for the daughter of the family a young hockey player lives (billets) with, generally around the same age as players.

Hey Lapointe, your billet sister is a rocket!

by TheSweetie February 20, 2019

baller budget

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes

Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci

by eskeit November 15, 2017