bifocalize

Making a pair of glasses bifocal so that one may see near and far

Please bifocalize my glasses so that I may see near and far.

by kucz September 6, 2008

bifrons

A pitiful demon from Vana'diel with a comical weakness to fries.

1. lolbifrons
2. GET IN THE CAR

by Anonymous00042 April 19, 2008

bifidus

when the hair covers the top or whole of your ears and sticks out.

look conner!he has bifidus!!!!
ben mate you have bifidus

by ben t,connor g,ben k August 21, 2008

Bidiots

A combination of Biden and Idiots. Used to describe the democrap party, as you weren't voting for him you were voting for all those idiots except him, hes just a puppet for the democrats so they can takeover the USA and tax you for it.

Look at those democrap Bidiots, man they're so naive, one day they'll realize that somebody who is tied to the democrats was PROBABLY (not confirmed yet) the reason Coronavirus got this out of hand and all the other disasters.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

biffot

biffot is a really cool person and everyone loves him. biffot is really clever and can chug water really quickly. biffot will never make u cry on person. we stan biffot.

omg is that biffot

by jennie is so hot October 10, 2021

Bifie

(adj.)

1. Remarkable; outstanding
2. Awesome
3. Intense
4. A-Okay

1. Did you see that?! Yeah, that was bifie.
2. Godzilla is friggin' bifie!
3. That fire is pretty bifie. It singed my eyebrows from 20 yards.
4. Want a soda? Nah, I'm bifie.

by Skeezoyd June 11, 2006

Akron Bifocals

The act of strategically placing ones testicles in the eye sockets of an unsuspecting person, while aligning one's shaft directly on top of the person's nose. This act is supposed to represent bifocal glasses and was first practiced in Akron, Ohio.

Jeff: Lebron James is such a douche bag for leaving the Cav's!
Me: If I ever see that nigga im going to give him the akron bifocals!

by What would LBJ do? November 24, 2010