Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.

by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020

Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle. My target is piccolo

by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020

Bevers

The Bevers are always super ✨segsy✨.

Person: Wow yoBu are super segsy.
Bevers guy: I know I'm a Bevers.

by segsy guy 01 September 28, 2020

Begels

Butt Kegels that strengthen your sphincter.

Did you do your begels today

by Pedro kulmak January 20, 2021

bevelation

An alcoholic beverage that gives you a revelation

I need a bevolation

I was having a couple bevelations

That was a bevelation

by SaNdRaEee April 29, 2021

Beveldini

(n.) a yuppy word for alcohol, often containing fruit or sweet mixers.

I'll buy you a beveldini if you drive me home from work.

by elericelery August 26, 2021

Beveler

Someone who actively partakes in grooming minors. Mostly applies to seniors in highschool who are predatory to younger classmen.

Bob: You beveler she was a freshman, and you’re a senior Hunter.
Hunter: She’s mature for her age

by Bassfoshing12345678910 April 10, 2024