bert mccracken

the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)

you'll never find it if you're looking for it.

by rad April 18, 2005

bert mccracken

I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!

funny, sexy, hot

by Lisa November 14, 2003

bert mccracken

One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!

what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?

by Daisy April 1, 2005

bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

by Ryan August 18, 2003

bert mccracken

there are no words to describe him......well, you know, except: hot, amazing, beautiful, shaggable, talented, awesome, bad. Oh yeah, and MINE

what the hell do i type here

by Cori McCracken December 21, 2003

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken= sexy. somethin youd like to fuck.

Wow you look so Bert McCracken today! Lets fuck!

by Z FU October 15, 2003

bert mccracken

mmm The most insanely hottest person ever exsisting in this WORLD! mmm hot hot hot like a lepricons tail, and even an upside down rainbow!

RUFF, id do just more than hump his leg ;)

by Berts FrAnTic FREAk :) August 15, 2003