One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

Bartender

a drunk's best friend at the moment

Drunk: The Bartender is my best friend
Guy: What the hell?

by anonymous June 16, 2004

blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.

My little cock in a blenderbus!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008