benoit

To kill oneself in a violent manner. Also used to kill oneself and their immediate family.

See also Banoit which is used to tell one to go out in a blaze of glory by disrupting a forum or chatroom with inappropriate material.

Go benoit yourself
benoit self
benoit yourself now

by balzak August 30, 2007

Chris Benoited

Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself

Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.

by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010

Benmir

Pairing of Ben and Jamir. Jamir comes from the name 'James', who's name was typoed from 'Jamie' to 'Jamir'.

OMG MY BENMIR IS MY OTP!

by omgmoo September 29, 2012

Benoit

To murder one's family using wrestling moves and pillows. Not a true Benoit unless you then kill yourself with a weight machine.

Can also be used as an insult towards those who you desire to see deceased.

OPTIONAL: If desired, one can also place Bibles near the bodies for dramatic effect.

Man 1: My wife's been hastling me to fix the crack in the ceiling.

Man 2: "Benoit the bitch"

Man 1: That's not a bad idea....

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Person 1: The zoo was so fun yesterday.

Person 2: Benoit yourself

by Ben-moi. August 31, 2007

Beniro

verb: spanish slang for the practice of self fellatio.

Tomas was unable to spit any game with the girls, so he went home and beniroed himself.

by Jose Cortez December 17, 2006

Benoit

To murder your family in cold blood and then kill yourself. A murder-suicide.

What did you just say about my mom, bitch? Don't make me go Benoit on your ass.

by Stinqfist July 31, 2007

benor

-Benor (🅱-nÓr): a penis exceeding 13 US inches (39,000 cm) in length, but not exceeding 15.3 inches (2.398 cm) in length (usually jewish). A Benor is typicly circumcised and unshaven, but can, in rare occurrences, be uncircumcised and clean-shaven, however, a Benor is never both circumcised and shaven, not is it ever uncircumcised and unshaven. Always one, but not the other.
-In some African cultures, a Benor is also a currency used exclusivly for prostituion of young boys and occationaly, dead zebras.

Hans: "Zat Jew over zer has Benor"
Adolf: "Nein. His sexual organ is circumcised and shaven, zerefor it is a regual jew penis."
Hans: "I vant to zuck on it"
Adolf: "Nein, I vill do ze suckink avround here."

by buttbot69 October 22, 2017