ben grinstead

A pure beast that everybody loves

Your such a Ben grinstead

by Ben grinstead January 30, 2014

Ben Gu

An urban legend, originating from Toronto, and discovered in New Haven, CT. Appears only at night, he is known for walking around Yale's old campus during the Explo program and sniffing hands, "stopping the kissers in the moonlight", talking hockey, and searching for a man named John Smith, presumed to be a lost lover. He is asian, and fluent in 14 Middle Eastern languages. Claims to live with Sidney Crosby, Roberto Luongo, and Wayne Gretzky. Enjoys cranberry juice and upon arriving at Yale, believed that it was Spain. Changes clothes every 8-10 days, and also is known for groping men. Is believed to be between 70 and 90 pounds and is approximately 4'9". Gu claims to be 16 years old, and can be seen during program hours exploring New Haven unaccompanied or walking with his assistant, Patrice. Is always listening to an iPod, containing a cycle of between 5 and 8 songs that repeats throughout the day. Almost always gives answers to questions that are extremely demented and off-topic. Also enjoys green tea.

Cramer: "Ben Gu, what do you think about the debt situation?"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"

by AngeliceSpencer September 1, 2011

ben goodman

Is a man/boy with a small penis. tends to be a boxer, but is not very good. he also likes butters chicks. as well as that, he tenses ever single day. he should get gold medals in tensing olympics.

My boyfriend is such a ben goodman

by Rob cater January 4, 2018

ben garrison

An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,

and an overall prick.

Ben Garrison is pushing his luck, one of these days he will go too far.

by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017

Ben Gordon

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006

Ben Goodlich

The worlds most fucking stupid surfer. Can’t pull a chick to save his life and has the worlds biggest lisp. Usually his friends are only his friends because they feel bad for his retarded speech impediment ass

Bens Crush: “Ben Goodlich is such a virgin!”

Ben: Thut the fuck up you Cunth!

by BenGoodlichVirgin May 25, 2022

Dirty Ben Grieves

When you get banned from every club in Watford, so you have a threesome with Mohawk and Guamé.

'Ben how tf did you get into walkies'
'oh don't worry about that, I pulled a dirty Ben Grieves'

by Jo Winrah is a fat milf July 26, 2021