Bell's Jokes Law

Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.

Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/

Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)

Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'

by Bellser July 29, 2006

Belly Button Jacuzzi

When a man ejaculates onto a females chest, she wipes the ejaculation with a towel but forgets about her belly button.

Your skin is so soft, oops looks like you missed your belly button with the towel. Honey you have a full blown belly button jacuzzi going on here.

by Roger Ann Lee November 29, 2014

Bellajean

The swaggiest person youll ever meet, very fruity and has an unhealthy obsession with monster. Loves hugs and cats<3

Bellajean is the best
Bellajean is the swaggiest

by Beylajayn November 22, 2021

Bell Fry Jones

Fictional character used in prank phone call in the 1970s. Originates from the Friend children of the 6800 block of McNamee

"Hello, may I speak to Bell Fry Jones?"

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

belly button jam

the smelly stuff that gathers in your belly button.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job

A rim job in which the recipient has consumed a moderate to large amount of Mexican food beforehand.

Dan gave Jordon a flaming rim job aka "taco bell" rim job after their happy hour.

by iamsodirtyeahh May 26, 2008

belle de jour

1) The pseudoym used on, and the name of, a phenomenally successful British web blog apparently written by a prostitute.

2) noun: An high-class call girl.

3) verb: to have a hugely successful Internet blog.

4) noun: a mysterious/anonymous person.

3) "I wonder who sent me that Valentine's Card. They signed it Belle de Jour style."

by Seanio March 21, 2004