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belgian knuckle cake

Fisting a blue waffle with favorite topping then licking it off
Damn Girl! I would totally give you a Belgian knuckle cake
by Stemack February 1, 2018
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Belgian fries

- Wow this French fries taste fantastic!
- of course you tourist! That's belgian fries.
by Monsieur No July 10, 2021
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Belgian Steamer

A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".
Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!
by Zkilla February 2, 2006
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Belgian bullet

Sexual special-move performed by a male. Involves pre-jacking, unbeknownst to the receiver- preferably in another room. The aim is to ejaculate on the receiver or their belongings before they know what's happening. Proper execution requires even amounts of skill, patience, concentration and stealth.
Subject A is reading a book outside.
Subject B notices from inside and commences pre-jacking.
Once Subject B is about to ejaculate, he quickly and quietly moves toward Subject A and unleashes the Belgian bullet.
Subject A never gets to find out what happened on page 156, and upon returning to the library is forced to pay a fine.
Subject B, victorious, begins the search for a new partner.
by bestnarcolepsyever March 15, 2009
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Belgian Malinois

A type of dog that just looks like a skinny German Shepherd. in fact, many people call their Malinois a German Shepherd because they know the other person will have no idea what a Malinois is.
Person 1: "Woah! That German Shepherd is really skinny!"
Person 2: "Nope, that's just a Belgian Malinois."
by daberoni and cheese October 25, 2018
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belgian sauna

The act of taking a crap moments before some must take a shower in the same bathroom. Typically a tatic/ revenge against a roommate.
I knew my roommate had an 8 o'clock job interview so i woke up early, blitzed the bathroom, and gave him the belgian sauna.
by mmmmg March 21, 2008
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belgian blue

the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man
by andersmusician February 1, 2009
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