Bel Air, contrary to belief of the other teenage wastoids on this website, is in fact an awesome town. If you're chilling with your homies, and not convinced that the rest of the world is better, every friday and saturday night is mad fun. There's drugs, sex, booze, crime, hustling, and debotchery and merriment to be had. If you don't sit at home in front of your computer complaining and go socializing, you're guaranteed to have a good time. There's always a good show at the Recher Theatre in Towson, another more urban like form of Bel Air, and in Bel Air, you are almost guaranteed to get what you are looking for. The skaters are always good to chill with, if you're looking for some sober fun. If you want to get shitfaced, head down the festival and look for somebody in pulse who is also trying to get wasted. You don't really need a job or any real cash, because everythings so cheap up here. You don't really need a car, somebody will probably drive you. If you're out at the right hour, you can go drunk tipping, Bel Air has quite a bar scene. The amount of drug traffic in Bel Air is exceptional, particularly due to pulse interactive. The local scene (as in scene kid) is surprisingly chill. Most of the Bel Air scenesters smoke, drink, and vandalize like the normal kids. You can pretty much get away with anything in Bel Air, the cops are easy to escape, and are too concerned with the skaters to deal with you too long. You can even buy some meth, if you're into that sort of thing.
Bel Air is an indescribably chill town
by DJ Mizrboy December 24, 2006
Bel Air is filled with faggots that think they are cool because they found out what alchohol was their freshmen year in college. Some also enjoy spending their weekends drinking piss and eating shit, it was pretty much the same people.
Then there was people who enjoyed getting hammered, smoking a lot of weed and destroying things... or creating a road block and running from police because they were bored.
Sometimes people light things on fire, sometimes people were lit on fire.
Sometimes people smoked a lot of weed, sometimes people drank a lot of beer; no matter what you did you always fucking blacked out in the end... unless you were drinking piss from a butt crack, you usually went home and jerked your woody off..ew.
People video tape each other having anal sex all the time.
Then there was people who enjoyed getting hammered, smoking a lot of weed and destroying things... or creating a road block and running from police because they were bored.
Sometimes people light things on fire, sometimes people were lit on fire.
Sometimes people smoked a lot of weed, sometimes people drank a lot of beer; no matter what you did you always fucking blacked out in the end... unless you were drinking piss from a butt crack, you usually went home and jerked your woody off..ew.
People video tape each other having anal sex all the time.
I'm bored.
Me to.
Let's get drunk and go outside and throw pumpkings at cars on 22.
Sweet.
Can we smoke a blunt on the way?
Yeah.
Me to.
Let's get drunk and go outside and throw pumpkings at cars on 22.
Sweet.
Can we smoke a blunt on the way?
Yeah.
by Bob Saget (Your principal fucks.) March 10, 2005
Contrary to popular opinion Bel Air is not a place for rich people. Yeah you can get mad weed from anywhere, but Bel Air is also a place where you have to be in a click to fill in, a true hood school. We are not a school filled with posers but entrepreneurs, and everyone their should stand up for they hood. I rep BA to the fullest
by Da Dough Boi December 20, 2005
*friend is giving a speech*
Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"
You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."
Friend: "I did not have sexual relations with that man-- I mean woman!"
You: "Yeah man, way to bel-air that shit."
by MotherEarthFracker November 05, 2006
Probably one of the most boring and gayest places you could be.Yes there is alot of weed.AND A WHOLE LOTTA POT!Trashy white girls are another common sight as well as white crakah's who think they are ghetto.HEre's the skinny, when you move to Bel-Air all your 'ghettoness' is gone and you become a Bel-Arian.NO, not everybody is rich but there sure as Hell are those rich bastards thta do live around here.So for all you people who think your town sucks then wait until you come to Bel Air.Bel airian
Bel Airian-"Yooooo sup nigga!"
Bel Air Crakuh-"Yo only black people can say nigga dawg!"
Bel Airian-"I got pot!"
Bel Air Crakah-"Yeah bitch!"
Bel Air Crakuh-"Yo only black people can say nigga dawg!"
Bel Airian-"I got pot!"
Bel Air Crakah-"Yeah bitch!"
by MeHomes October 17, 2006
When you begin a conversation by reciting the opening rap from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, but finish with something else, for example, a plea to break up.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I was confused by a comic and had to submit a new definition for reverse bel air to urban dictionary.
by Lilyoftheshadow August 20, 2008
As a verb, this is when an individual uses the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air as a lead-in to a story or conversation, often a bad one. This is akin to the idea of the Bel Air, but instead lulls the listener into a false sense of security then drops the bomb on their head. This concept was first found in the webcomic xkcd, #464, entitled RBA.
This is how a Reverse Bel Air should work:
Girl: Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you about how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
Guy: ...wait, seriously?
Girl: Yeah.
Girl: Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you about how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
Guy: ...wait, seriously?
Girl: Yeah.
by Bisqui[c]k August 19, 2008