Beethoven

My sugar daddy

Oooooh Beethoven, that’s hurtsss

by GayDicks42069 October 1, 2021

beethoven

When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.

I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.

by the_grimace December 10, 2006

beethoven

Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.

Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.

by JeffreyJCook November 8, 2007

Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.

by stephen q September 6, 2009

Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009

Beethoven Masturbation

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

The Beethoven

The Beethoven is where a guy is about to bust on a girls face but then slaps her in the face and while her head is turned he busts in her ear.

Wolfgang: Hey Luddy, what did you last night?

Ludwig: Dude, I totally gave Olga the Beethoven last night. She lost all of her hearing in her left ear!

by lightninglegs October 17, 2011