Proper Beej

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay

Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."

by John Fontain May 16, 2011

Beezycake

A word for a girl with an attitude. Also known as a B*tch. With MAJOR irratance.

Starnaynay you little beezycake.. Did you drink my Koolaid again!?

by Lil Pan-DUHH August 22, 2008

Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

beefy crunch box

An extremely girthy female's fatter than normal vagina, similar to 2 roast beef sandwiches fighting over the horsey sauce.

Jaquin went to the doctor because Regina's beefy crunch box left his dick toe up from the flo up.

by SEBLDR11 November 19, 2015

beefy style

When one is making love so vigorously that that individual begins to emit solid waste out of there rectum.

Gregory, your going beefy style on me and I don't like it at all.

But Silvia I love it so much when I loose control of mh bowl movement.

by Silvia and Gregory May 23, 2016

Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".

Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.

by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

Beefy McQueef

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings

Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"

by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018