Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

by Wittless September 29, 2014

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003