baby on board 

The quick translation: Bitch on Board

"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.

baby on board by drunk oracle March 19, 2010

baby on board 

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.

Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."

baby on board by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006

sleepy baby koala bear land

The place you go to when you say goodbye to your partner via facebook chat and go to sleep with a feeling of love.

Boy: Okay i'm off to bed now
Girl: Off to sleepy baby koala bear land then? Awwww
Boy: Bye xx
Girl: Byeee loves forever :P :D

sleepy baby koala bear land by ethanluke July 16, 2011

Baby on board sticker 

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.

Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".

Baby on board sticker by Person #37878678 March 25, 2020

baby on board 

A sign that can often be seen in car windows indicating that a baby is riding in the car.

Popularized in the simpsons episode where Homer joins the B Sharps, and makes these 3 words into a song.

The Song:
Baby on board,
how I adore,
that sign in my car windowpane.
Folks stop and stare, friends I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.

baby on board by Anonymous September 21, 2003

baby on board sticker 

a sticker meant for cars but sometimes placed on birthday presents made to upset your friends and close relatives

to *baby on board sticker* ly hope you enjoy your dog treats

baby on board sticker by wagwan wot up g January 9, 2020

baby on board 

Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.

It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.

There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?

See that mangled wreck? How cool is that? OMG, there's a Baby on Board!

baby on board by Mathilda Underfoot March 8, 2010