Melon bean

A girl with a clitoris the size of a watermelon

Ew her clit is the size of a melon bean

by The lesbian toe November 27, 2019

mexican bean fever

a type of illness Mexicans exhibit resulting in a high fever; usually occurring during the weekend resulting in staying home sick on Mondays, however the illness normally passes by within a day, making said Mexican ready for work by Tuesday. Disease generally reoccurs multiple Mondays and is incurable.

Mike is was absent Monday as he had Mexican Bean Fever

by Mathais Rice October 30, 2007

mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out

yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!

by poo91 April 13, 2009

mean bean

1. n. A childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. A bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. The sharp bean in a beanbag.

Billy: ha ha ha! *steals lollipop from baby*
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Suzy: golly, Billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: *makes constipated face*
guy #2: "what's your problem, man?"
guy #1: "dude, those damn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: "hey, girl, lets makeout" *sits on beanbag* "sh*t, oh Ow! wtf?"
girfriend: "Sam, what's wrong?"
boyfriend: "oh, I just sat on a mean bean!"

by moomop October 8, 2011

You know what i mean jelly bean

Telling some one you care or love

Showing them you got a cute nick name can help catch their attention. Show how cute you can be

Telling some one you care or love

You know what i mean jelly bean

by Smoky_Bear July 13, 2019

Mexican jumping bean

When a guy goes down on a latin girl and she can't control herself, causing her to "jump" around uncontrollably. Can also refer to a vibrator called The Bean

Guy 1: I ate out Maria last night and she started shaking around so much I had to slow down.

Guy 2: Thats what you call a Mexican jumping bean

by MajinVegeta May 26, 2013

meen bean

Meen Bean is the most loyal girl you will meet. She can be very rude at times but if you never see this side, She likes you! She makes looking mad look GOOD

Guy: Its been almost 10 years, you're still with that meen bean chick?
Guy2: Yeah She's been holding me down since day 1!

by Meen Bean June 10, 2017