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bcs can mean three things: better call saul. a bad spelling of BTS. or a short for because
Hey bro I couldn't watch bcs today bcs i was watching BCS
by litteralydead November 6, 2022
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i suffer from BCS...
by a person with bcs April 29, 2023
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BCS

BCS is a Body cavity search.

Humiliating police procedure, consisting of exploring human orifices in search of concealed narcotics , weapon or explosives

In Police Academy 2, Sgt Mahoney ordered a BCS on captain Mauser
-I'm here for the BCS.

-BCS?
-Body cavity search.
-Oh, right, right, right.
-Where is he?
....
-Hey! What are you doing? Wait a minute!
-Shut him up.

(nurse giggling)
-Now, just relax, and we'll get along fine.
We'll talk later.
by dildo777 December 20, 2023
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BCS paradox

In NCAA Division I football (FBS), the "BCS paradox" occurs when a conference simultaneously wins and loses the BCS National Championship game. Despite not winning the conference division and playing one less game while the other team competes for the conference championship, the 2nd-in-division team still competes for the MNC (Mythical National Champion) title.

The resulting game is 100% guaranteed to top any previous games labeled as "The Game of the Century", and ensures that the record of "Most Viewers Falling Asleep" will be shattered.

Note that the "BCS paradox" only applies to the $EC, because no other conference can bring in the same amount of money...er, produce the two greatest teams in the nation.
Despite losing the snoozefest against LSU in the regular season, Alabama's week of rest (while LSU was battling Georgia for the conference title) paid off as the Crimson Tide beat the Tigers in the most boring game in the history of football. The fact that the SEC both won and lost the BCS National Championship resulted in the first-ever "BCS paradox".
by ccccchris September 10, 2012
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BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.
Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University
by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009
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bcs guy

Guys who get all the bitches and the hoes. They beat ECS guys. 24-0 in Nashville. ECS guys are queers like people at MUS and CBHS except for one Iraninan shiznit associated with Al Queada.
Bitches want BCS guy's bodies. They want to have sex with them.
by Sadam Huessien March 5, 2005
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Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS)

Relating to the SARS-CoV-2 Pandemic:

Irritability, anger, and explosive behaviors triggered by Covidiots.
My Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS) presented itself during a verbal altercation directed toward the Covidiot waitress who refused to wear a mask despite a federal mandate.

This lady would not stop yelling at me to pull my mask above my chin, so I told her to go get on some meds for her Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS).
by joyrider4life January 20, 2022
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