Space-Batin'

Masturbating to pictures in the photo albums of random people on myspace.

I was bored last night on myspace and clicked on some random chick's page. I looked at her photos and did some space-batin'

by Mitch Fletcher January 11, 2009

blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Batwinging

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.

Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"

by Emoi89 July 12, 2011

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob

I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003

batin

Short for masturbating.

Hey, guys I'll be right, I'm watching some porn and soon I'll be batin.

by #mdma November 9, 2005