Battlestar Galactica

Geek porn. Science fiction drama which has seen unprecedented mainstream appeal, featuring the acting of Mary McDonnell, Edward James Olmos, Jamie Bamber, Tricia Helfer, and other surprisingly solid but unheard of actors. Referred to as "BSG."

Day after new episode of Battlestar Galactica airs:
Friend 1:"Hey man, did you catch the new episode of BSG last night?"
Friend 2:"No, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Sorry!"
Friend 1:"Jesus man, you fail at life."

by CapnAdama June 10, 2008

battlescars

Having male "love" stains on various garments. Usually includes, but is not limited to, clothing, bed sheets, and porn magazines.

Ahh man I think Darco left mad amounts of battlescars on his blanket. Get it out of here!

by Yonzo Bs June 11, 2008

Battlescape

A shitty server. Just go play Dodian.

Person 1: Wow Battlescape is shit. It's down all the time.

Person 2: It sure is, that's why I play Dodian it's up 24/7.

by Yarikk March 30, 2009

Battlestar Galactica

A turd that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.

Dang! That deuce is long enough to be a Battlestar Galactica.

by Casablancadon August 9, 2010

Battlestar galactica

Another name for Girls Gone Wild videos.

Band Kid : "Yo I just downloaded some Battlestar Galactica last night."

by jpness69 April 23, 2008

Battleshart Craptaculica

A crappy show about space with characters such as Gay-Ass Ball-Tar, ShartFuck, and the Chef. Also, Grey Spark.

I hope I can stop masterbating long enough to get through the new episode of BattleShart Craptaculica this friday.

by The Itar December 20, 2006

battlescars

Pictures from a night out/party uploaded to the internet (usually a social networking site) including at least one person who did not upload the picture. In particular, pictures in which the participants look intoxicated. I.e. they are put on display and those in the photos are unable to remove them.

Person A: Dude, have you seen the battlescars yet?
Person B: Yea, I can't believe I got my cock out on stage...

by Stirnz June 10, 2011