The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"
Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
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Person 2: who that
Person 1: know that joint we all yeah at that party
Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
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Person 2: who that
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Person 2: Oh Capt. Sloppytop
Person 1: Best Battalion thot in the whole corp
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by hrltwincities August 25, 2010
Get the two batting mug.1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.
2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"
Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."
2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"
Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"
Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."
2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"
Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
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