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I saw Ricky from highschool the other day and he was still driving the same batte around. I really thuought he'd have upgraded by now...
by NicJudy July 7, 2025
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Batt

A one of a kind genuine guy whos as real as they come. He never tries being anything but his true self which can make him sometime come across as a real cunt, but only because he is. He sanity and crazy all at the same time. Sexy and confident with every right to be so. He got the gift of the perfect penis and plenty of skill and stamina to satisfy all of them that he wants, The most and least lovable of personalities in the existence of mankind
Friend 1 "Hows batt?"
Friend 2 "oh ya know.. hes batt"
by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020
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The Batts

A possible male, with the ears of an elephant, them things can hear an ant walk from a mile away no joke. Manages to interrupt everyone but get mad when people talk around him when he is talking to anyone. Loves to enforce rules but doesn't know what it means to follow rules. Rages at video games even though he has never been good at them, man just straight sucks at everything. Most likely lovers with The Dean, they always argue like a married couple. The Batts loves to be in power but cannot enforce anything, nobody can listen to someone so goofy looking. He looks like a sped with some big ass ears.
We love ourselves The Batts every once in a while.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
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batt stat

battery status (percentage of battery charge remaining)
I need to sign off until I can plug my phone in. My batt stat is at 1%.
by Organist_USA March 30, 2024
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A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.
Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.
by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018
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varry batt

what the lovely kebab shop lady says when you ask her how shes been
Hiya. Long time no see. Hows it going?
- Bismillah. varry batt sweetie, varry batt. In allahs hands our lives are. Kebab durum with chips, sweetie?
by Krkič May 10, 2020
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