Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

One Night in Batista

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008

Batista Bomb

Oral sex given to or given by a barista.

Guy: how do you get a girl?
Batista guy: Pick her up, hold her close, Batista bomb.

by Delmigo December 13, 2018

Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

by batistabomb January 25, 2019

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Batista's Dick

Something only xpac knows

"How big is batista's dick? Its like this fuckin big"

by ScottSteiner August 1, 2023

João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022