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Bass reduction surgery

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A play on words of breast reduction surgery, a term used when you set the E.Q on your ipod (or any music player) to reduced bass. Considered pussyish as bass only supplies a light pulse with the music, most people would prefer bass boost, because the stock ipod headphones sound crap despite that most people have them intend of a proper pair, like Sennheiser or Bose, or anything else. Although bass reduction surgery is acceptable if the user has a very bassy pair of head phones, like skull crushers or beats.
Tom: Ah, shit, the base is hurting my ears, im gonna set the E.Q to bass reduction.

Me: I don't see why you need bass reduction surgery your only using your shitastic stock ipod headphones that came with your ipod, they don't have any bass anyway, pussy.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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Bass Pro Shop

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A common redneck hangout, and shopping center. It is where all the families decide to "git out" of their trailers and shop. The most common customer is of the obese, toothless, and inbred variety.
Dan and his cousin/wife Mary-Anne decided to go shop at Bass Pro Shop today
by BostonTJ93 October 15, 2009
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White Bass Choco Splash

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Taking a double dose of Ex-lax after eating Mexican food and waiting until it's unbearable, then punching your girlfriend in the diaphragm, knocking the wind out of her. While she's lying on the floor sucking for air like a fish, unleash the liquidous mess from your anus into her waiting mouth.

Other fish can be used to relate to the person sucking shit matter.
EX) Rainbow Trout for lesbians, Wide Mouth Bass for that annoying chick who won't shut up, etc.
Nick: My girlfriend told everyone my dick was like a pencil with broken lead, so last night we went to On the Border and then I gave her a Whitebass Choco Splash.

Alan: Man, that is brutal!
by item535 September 6, 2005
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A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.

For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...

Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.

Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?

Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.

For example, used in a sentence and conversation:

John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.

Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
by John Olanzapine May 14, 2022
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Bass drum style

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When you stick your dick in her pussy from the side,as if you were hitting an actual bass drum. Not too hard. Not too soft. Just right. Like a fucking jar of pourage. But remember kids,wear a condom.
Joo: Dawg I heard you smashed her,Bass drum style?

Me:Damn right homes. Bass drum style.

Joo: teach me dawg. No homo.
by Mr. K And The Bitches June 30, 2019
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blake bass middle school

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A Middle School in Coweta County with the hottest bitches. They are pretty fye and are the smartest school. Boys love to fuck each other and girls like to cause drama. Definitely the best middle school in our county
Blake Bass Middle School is better than Madras and Lee.
by Thefyebitch February 4, 2022
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blake bass middle school

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Blake Bass is known as the coolest, smartest, and nicest school in the county. They have the prettiest girls and it makes the rest of the schools look bad. They have been pretty good athletically and their academic bowl team is godly. The rest of the middle schools believe Blake Bass will become the school of champions in the future.
Blake Bass Middle School is a school I want to go to
by Thefyebitch February 4, 2022
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