barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

by KOAMex May 18, 2005

Baritone

Band instrument. In concert band, it looks something like a smaller version of the tuba. Only slightly different than the euphonium (a baritone has more cylindrical tubing while a euphonium's tubing is more conical in shape.) In marching band, it resembles a "trumpet on steroids." Great instrument, often played by very interesting people.

That baritone section sure knows how to make a rich, meaty low brass sound.

by KissMyBrass October 15, 2008

Baritone

The sexiest of the male voicings within the realm of choral music. It is just above the Bass range. Abbreviated- Bari

Did you hear that Bari bust that C. Man I want him!!!

by E.J. March 22, 2004

barihunk

A handsome or pretty baritone. Especially, but not exclusively, one who removes his shirt for the sake of opera

I'm going to the Marriage of Figaro because I like the opera but also to see the barihunks on display.

by LaDonnaMobile August 28, 2006

baraqyalphilia

Sexual gratification from large-scale corporate data breaches and/or detailed specifications of economy cars

The DoorDash data breach just triggered my baraqyalphilia and made me JIMP

by thewinterfan September 27, 2019

CUSHTY BARI CHARVA

A GOOD WELL LIKED PERSON,

I DON'T MIND HIM MARRYING MY SISTER BECAUSE HE IS A "CUSHTY BARI CHARVA"

by SICKS6SIX July 4, 2022

National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan

Bro I love National Ja Bari Day

by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020