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Band-Aid Approach

An approach to child-spacing.

You must choose if you'd prefer to have your kids very close together in age, thus ripping off the band-aid in 1 very quick, yet very painful tear. Or if you prefer to have your kids spaced further apart; a less intense pain but an approach that takes much longer until the band aid is completely off.
People who space their kids 18 months or less apart take the "quick and painful" Band-Aid Approach. But people who space their kids more than 2 years apart are the ones who take the "plucking hair by hair" Band-Aid Approach.
by bellebeandog January 3, 2011
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Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.
dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.
by BT2009 July 13, 2009
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Band-aid it

To temporarily fix something by useing Duct tape or some other method.
If you don't have time to fix the radiator on your car band-aid it.
by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
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band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape
your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it
by zerordie323 August 5, 2006
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Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010
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Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.
by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016
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Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 2, 2016
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