Baltimore

shity lil city...left when i was 18. been back three times. he first two, my car was broken into. the last, it was stolen. can't be mad though...no such thing as a job there, unless ur degreed.. can't get a degree cause the public schools suck...can't even get to the schools though. cause u gotta walk past the dealers, step over the fiends and run from the theives to get there. yeah, shitty lil city. if livin and lovin that makes you real, i be the fakest bitch you eva met.
gunshot sticatto has been the number one song there for 30 years
by migration like a muthafuck March 11, 2005
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The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.
That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.
by steviedee May 26, 2004
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the best city in all of maryland. we have some scary parts but everyone here has some type of family. you may bash on bmore but no other city comes close. everyone i know has either lived or been to the harbor, camden yards, or m&t bank stadium. this city is universal. and its a big tourist attraction.you go to the harbor. and go to phillips. or the aquarium.. this is the best place on earth
by hockeygirlbmore April 28, 2009
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The worst city in America. A city that is shamed by its superior cities to the North and South, Philly, NYC and DC. A murderous and drug-infested cesspool that is a disgrace to the country and filled with a bunch of no-talent losers and morons. Name a rapper from Baltimore. Exactly. You can't. Filled with a bunch of wannabe New Yorkers and Philadelphians who try and act like the NYers and Philly heads they see on television. A city with no identity other than drugs or crime. People from Baltimore have disgusting accents and sound like hillbillies. A city that is ignored by citizens of real cities like NYC, Philly and DC while Baltimore idiots constantly talk and think about those other cities because of their deep inferiority complex.
The other 49 states and the rest of Maryland should throw Baltimore out of the USA. Baltimore is worse than Baghdad.
by baltimoreisajoke March 22, 2005
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STD CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES! Home of the dirty whores, they think there dimes when they really Fours!!!
Big L fucked this balitmore bitch and know he is burning like usher.

B-More
by ???? February 18, 2005
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Baltimore has their own music, style, and dialect. Baltimore is a totally separate place from the rest of Maryland.

Baltimore is where bamma's live.

Only in Baltimore will you see someone where nike boots with shorts. Only in Baltimore will you see someone where a full red sweatsuit with matching red Tim's (Timberland boots), only in Baltimore do people act "extra" (too much).

Unfortunately, Baltimore is also home to club music ("Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!" "Ham and cheese!.... Ham and cheese!!") <--- Terrible.

Unfortunately, Baltimore people where closes 3 sizes too big. Why does your white tee look like a skirt, and your shorts (when visible from beneath your skirt) look like pants or too-big capris??

I didn't even mention the murder rate and AIDs rate in the city yet.

Never EVER affiliate Baltimore with the rest of Maryland. Prince George's County is in MD, Montgomery County is in MD, but Baltimore...? That's not a part of these continental United States.
EXAMPLE #1:
Foreigner: Hey, you here that!? ("If it's your birthday make some noise!! If it's your birthday make some noise!!!")
Foreigner: That's that Maryland music!!
PG Native: Nah, that's that Baltimore music. Get it right!

EXAMPLE #2:
PG#1: What a bum... Check out the new guy coming this way...
B-More Bamma: Hey son, what's really good?
PG#2: You from Baltimore?
B-More Bamma: Yah son!
Everyone: Ohh........ (All walk away)
by PG County is King January 26, 2007
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A city where you will find the dirtiest and smelliest ppl of maryland. Filled with mexicans and whores. However people rep it to the fullest and are not afraid to say that they live there! Proud people live here haters need to kiss our ass b/c b-damore is the shit!
B-da-more be full of smelly mexicans.. we need to send them back over the border!
by Kadi January 17, 2005
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