ballsacker

-noun 1. One who sacks balls. -adj. 1. A male exhibiting the character traits of one apt to pummel one's own privates as penance for negligence. Similar to a moron.

-noun. Jerry got stuck sacking balls after PhysEd, he's Mr. Kanton's ballsacker till the end of the quarter. -adj.Eli, man that guy, all this time I never took him for a ballsacker, but there you go....whatta ballsacker!

by Jahhn McVonOtterslap January 22, 2008

platypuss ballslap

a swift slap to the face, or forehead area with a pair of sweaty ballswhile making a platypuss calling noise

liam was doing the wild thing and platypuss ballslapp(ed) that bitch, he totally blinded her

by fookmoose October 25, 2007

baldscape

The art of taking a picture, video or other image of a view which includes a little bit of baldy head as part of the foreground, typically used by bald men to include a picture of the top of their heads with a view. A s can be used as a visual signature and the view does not need to be spectacular. Baldscapes that take advantage of the light so the bald head appears in an interesting light are deemed to be the best

When i take selfies i love to include a bit of my bald head in the view to create a baldscape

by Baldscapper July 10, 2016

baldscape

a picture that includes a bald head

i am going to use my bald head to take a great baldscape photo

by Frenchbaldy May 28, 2016

bullshapes

feces comeing out of someones anal canal; a saying

Man his bullshapes stink.

by -=Ren =- January 16, 2011

Ballsaneous

When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.

That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.

by Fuckthatnoise June 4, 2015

Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018