Baloney

1. Nonsense, Unbeleiveable.
2. The meat is spelt "Bologna", morons.

You're full of Baloney!

by Saiyara December 29, 2003

Baloney Sandwich

Baloney Sandwich a.k.a Bull Shit.

"Did you see how the media was trying to feed us that Baloney Sandwich about the election?"

"I've had just about enough of your baloney sandwich."

by Zurit November 19, 2016

Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."

Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?

by I mean... July 13, 2009

baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004

Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.

"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"

by Rennieman October 20, 2012