Ballzheimer's Disease

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.

Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.

by Joe Fist January 23, 2009

Harry Balzonia

A fictional person who you use as an alias.

whos she goin out with? Harry Balzonia hahahah Harry Balls-on-ya

by matt May 13, 2005

Dragon Ballz

When you're blue balled to the point when your balls swell up and turn red. When you finally DO release your load the orgasm is 10x more powerful than SSJ4 Goku's Kamehameha Wave and will likely blow the recipiet a few feet back. Named after the Dragon Balls on the famous tv show Dragon Ball Z.

Goku-Yeah, Chi-Chi gave me a total case of the Dragon Ballz lastnight and i totally unleashed the dragon on her ass.

by In.The.AM July 13, 2012

Balzheimer's disease

An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.

She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.

by Dr. B. Hyve April 20, 2006

Balzac

A French writer who is better known as having his name sound like "ball sac" than any of the works he wrote.

It's impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is Balzac!

by RedBlade March 22, 2009

Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009

Ballz

Interjection. Often yelled durning a bad situation in an attempt to try and insult the situation or your own incompetence

"Ballz!"
"Holy Ballz!"

by Nick Weiss March 27, 2003