hairy bagpipes

The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.

Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.

by Tony Guido January 3, 2004

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.

I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

by Brayden Swan “998” January 17, 2019

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Bangladesh bagpipes

Breaking wind loudly after a heavy night of curry, onion bhajis and Guinness.

"Dear god's, that smells evil! Who's been playing the Bangladesh Bagpipes?"

by Pagan and proud! January 17, 2023

Chocolate Bagpipes

Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'

Also see Chocolate Blowfish.

Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"

by Raging Erections March 23, 2011

Polish Bagpipes

The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.

The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

by odogg_illinois July 18, 2010

Mexican Bagpipes

Mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all Mexicans have. A lawn mower.

Gary-You look really pissed off Wayne whats wrong?
Wayne-I had to spend my whole afternoon listening to Mexican Bagpipes while I was watching TV. It was Horrible!

by Zorloc March 26, 2009