Bagger 288

The greatest machine ever built. According to folk legend and song, it was built by the secret council leading the world to protect us.

(rathergood.com/bagger288)

Only the Bagger 288 can protect us against the robots from space!

by bagger_288 October 16, 2009

Bagger daddy

An attractive person who rides a motorcycle with bags on it.

Look at that bagger daddy pulling in!

by Sassy_pantss July 8, 2021

Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.

Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!

by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021

Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.

Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!

by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

Bagger Bro

A Harley enthusiast that enjoys the larger bagger motorcycles. Typically a white male within a midlife crisis. Purchases anything with a Harley Davidson logo on it. Never wears a helmet and thinks all other bikes are inferior. Commonly heard blasting Five Finger Death Punch as loud as his bike will play it.

Yeah I ride a Harley, but I'm not one of those Bagger Bros.

by Bike N Bird May 8, 2019

Bagger fag

Something some kid called me on ps4

Your such a bagger fag

by Baby bomber July 27, 2021