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Back-Alley Uppercunt 

This maneuver is similar to a standard uppercunt in which a woman receives an uppercut to her vagina. In this variation, however, two additional criteria must be satisfied:
1) The uppercunt must be performed while grasping a straightened wire coat hanger.
2) The woman in question must be pregnant.
The hanger is punched (hook end first) into the vagina of a pregnant woman, deep enough to effectively penetrate the uterus. The hanger is then quickly withdrawn, pulling out the fetus with it, thus resulting in an abortion. For best results, it is recommended that the hanger be rotated one-quarter turn following insertion to ensure the hook properly skewers the fetus.
My girlfriend told me that she was pregnant and neither one of us had the money to pay for an abortion so I solved the problem with a back-alley uppercunt.
Back-Alley Uppercunt by frush September 19, 2009
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Back-Alley Vasectomy 

When a woman takes your entire nutsack in her mouth and bites down unexpectedly.
'Yo, your girl ever give you a back-alley vasectomy? I had a tinder date do that last week and I deleted the ap.'
Back-Alley Vasectomy by Littlenake October 10, 2020

Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese 

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.
I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.

Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
Back alley abortion by Helgate July 12, 2004

back alley Sally 

To leave some sort of engagement (a party, bar, wedding reception, etc.) without saying goodbye or having anyone notice until well after you are gone. Usually done if the individual is too drunk or tired to go on, but doesn't want anybody to know.
1- "Hey! Anyone seen Buddy?"
2- "No, not for an hour or so... must've pulled a back alley Sally!"
back alley Sally by Woodenhead July 30, 2008

Back Alley HandShake 

- When a man inserts all five fingers into a hookers ass in a back alley while lifting his hand up and down, like a handshake.
- Did you hear about ol' Randal?
- Yup, he's giving AND getting back alley handshakes.
Back Alley HandShake by Chrisam November 11, 2014

Back Alley Sally 

To sneak up behind the opponent.
1. You guys go the right, im going to Back Alley Sally them.
Back Alley Sally by LETHleader October 3, 2012