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The Babylon Bee

The truth, plus or minus the facts.
P1: did you see The Babylon Bee's new headline?

P2: "Bernie Tests Negative For President"?

P1: no, this one: "Disney Introduces New LGBTQ Superhero Whose Superpower is Turning Invisible in International Markets".
by Pepe_Apologist January 30, 2021
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bajillionaire

Some with an insanely large sum of money.
<i>"Didja here about Tedward? He just won the megabowl. He's like totally a bajillionaire now!"
by Teh Ravage February 13, 2006
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bazillion

More than a million and billion. A figure of speech describing more of "something" than is imaginable.
Tony Robbins made a bazillion dollars because of all the schmucks that attended his lectures.
by megatron5150 April 4, 2005
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Babillion

a noun that describes something indescribable and rather large in nature
Alex-sam, look at that huge moth"
Sam-"OMG, that is one big babillion"
BAB-BILL-E-ON
Alex-sam, look at that huge moth"
Sam-"OMG, that is one big babillion"
BAB-BILL-E-ON
by TONK5 May 28, 2020
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Babylon Boops

A term that refers to the authority, generally the police. It is synonymous with police that tend to overuse their rights to aggressive force. General side effects include the relocation of a victim's jaw, violent bleeding, massive amounts of moaning (if you enjoy it or just feel plenty of pain), yelling "police brutality", unconsciousness, visits to the emergency room, and much more. For more, see Babylon . From the song by Major Worries.
Oye, the babylon boops are coming. guard yourself.
by TriniBoy January 28, 2013
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Babylon the Great(Mother of harlots and of Earths Abominations)

other name for the Vatican.
from a bible verse(revelation 17)
Babylon the Great(Mother of Harlots and of Earths Abominations)is a huge mystery in the biblical book of Revelations
by Scholar Easton March 21, 2022
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Ancient Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 6, 2021
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