Hashish Baboon

A caaarrraaazzzyy baboon/monkey from Mumbia India! VERRRY GOOD!

He is very fur fur furry and likes to color color color!

Dude hashish baboon is harassing me again!

by veryyy good! September 16, 2012

Baboon Ballet

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

Baboon ass

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Babushka baboons

The Band That was Named Because They Weren't Allowed to Be Failed Abortions

Hey Did You Hear About That New Band? They Are called The Babushka Baboons

by Thatweurdkne October 31, 2020

Baboon Juicer

Butt fucking someone so hard that when the penis is withdrawn, several inches of the receiver's lower intestines come out and are exposed, and then milk the penis to orgasm.

Jay ass-banged that chick so hard he got the Baboon Juicer.

by TeddyRuckspin August 12, 2011