Tiff: Brad broke up with me the other day..
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
Britt: Wtf Chad just broke up with me too I was really hurt so I shaved my head, it was a Bald break up.
Tiff: Wow mine was only a Dye break up. I dyed my hair pink.
Britt: Damn pink is about as bad as it gets i’m sorry he hurt you.
by itybitykilla August 7, 2021
Get the Dye break upmug. A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.
I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.
by horn5guy March 28, 2012
Get the Korean Break-upmug. to break up with a person over a holiday or birthday then get back with them the following week to prevent buying a gift.
Prince Osuofia did a Nigerian Break-up and broke up with Hope the week before Valentine Day to prevent buying her a gift. Then got back with her the afterwards.
by Prince Naija February 26, 2011
Get the Nigerian Break-upmug. When you are given the task of hanging out with a friend right after a break-up to get their mind off of things.
by Fielding88 January 4, 2007
Get the Break-Up Dutymug. An extremely bad break up that could become violent. Shit hit's the fan like someone tossed a grenade in a crowded elevator, always involving insults, drama and screaming.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
After this type of break up there is never a chance of getting back together only a slight chance of future hate sex. You will always despise your ex after this.
Boyfriend: "I hate you and never want to see you again you psycho whore.. were finished!!!"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
Girlfriend: "I never want to see you again either douche bag, I'm getting laid tonight by another guy don't you worry!!"
Boyfriend: "Been there done that... I'll be smashing two skanks by midnight, peace out!"
Girlfriend: "You sucked in bed anyways and best of luck with your twizzler dick"
Mutual Friend of Both: "Damn did you hear what happen to them... total grenade break up"
by Chris Waltham December 31, 2010
Get the grenade break upmug. When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
by loooy December 14, 2009
Get the break up beardmug. John: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
Bob: Did you at least have break up sex?
John: Nope.
Bob: Man, that's your right!
by R. Pyster December 3, 2006
Get the Break up sexmug.