Braden 

Braden is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. Sometimes he can be rude, but really he's a big softie with a big heart. He's super athletic and when you look into his eyes you'll melt. He is so kind and charming. He gets all the girls, but he usually has his heart stuck on one. He's a bit shy at times and sometimes chickens out on taking risks, but only because he cares. He has the most lovable smile and always make people laugh. He always take an opportunity to learn something and never gives up. He is also very competitive and super smart. Any girl would be lucky to have a Braden. <3

Girl 1: "did you hear that Braden got a girlfriend?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I'm so jelous! I wish I had him as my solemate! :("

Braden by Katelyn.is.lemon January 12, 2020

Braden 

- Romantic

- Shits in less than 2 seconds

- Always cares for his friends

- Unibrow on point

- A player

- Likes people a year below him

Person 1: How's a Braden
Person 2: Braden is nice but he is like a predator that plays with people

Braden by PusYasMan September 20, 2021

Braden 

A little shit with a small penis

Bradens mom gay

Braden by softgay April 10, 2019

Braden 

Looks a lot like the crimson chin and is very bad at jokes and is very bad at come backs

Braden is annoying

Braden by Bifford did this March 22, 2019

braden 

if you know a braden you must have petty theft on your record. and hate white bitches because they are fake as fuck. bradens are caucasion some might think that means white but to bradens that shit is different.

bradens hate fat motherfuckers that are just trynna get some grub.

braden by kiki0051234 August 16, 2019

braden 

A very saucy fellow, who often finds himself busting a flow or busting down a swisher. Rarely found around stupid beezies, fat beezies, or gay men, a Braden is somebody you can always count on, before he's high. He has a great sense of humor and will drop 5 on a blunt, prefers OG kush over anything else on the planet.

I need to cop a sack, im going to hit my boy Braden.

braden by bluntman23 December 14, 2010

Braden 

Braden is the definition of "Fatherly Figure"

Braden is a sexy man who has the juice. He's usually an average height guy who's athletic with Brown hair and deep brown eyes. Braden is on this planet for few reasons; Free Kodak, Make Money, Look good, and steal your girl. Braden is the G.O.A.T and is known by all as that. He is your OG and is respected as such. Ladies love him and he's cool with everyone.

Girl 1: Braden just freed Kodak!
Girl 2: I heard! He's gonna be my daddy!

Braden by Kodak October 25, 2016