Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.

Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.

by Jer_TO May 6, 2013

boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.

A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.

by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023

big boner down the lane

Big boner down the lane

p1 "big boner down the lane"
p2 "thats the funniest shit ive ever seen"

by That one dude you bullied October 2, 2021

Boner Doner

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

by repukus October 7, 2011

Boner Death

An event, action, or person that takes the joy out of a good time.

We had awesome seats to see our favorite band at Hollywood Bowl, but the concert got rained out. What a boner death!

by sonofagun7 October 10, 2008

Boner Doner

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

by mrsdubois October 12, 2020

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

About 8-11 feet long, and it takes about 2 mins for him to cum, and he cums with about 1/2 quart and 38 miles per hour

I watched a video of Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner during sex

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023