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bffft

A sound caused by a large force acting upon something else. It is a manly sound and can be used verbally to describe large, heavy or masculine objects/foodstuffs/people.

Can also be used to describe excessive speed, height, turd size, uglyness, etc.....
e.g.1

Mate, look at the size of that chip butty! BFFFT!

e.g. 2

Your car is well fast, like BFFFT!

e.g. 3

Whooaa!! She got one massive ass. BFFFT!

e.g. 4

BFFFT!!!!!
by Jeff 'No Dice' Painmaker April 15, 2010
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BFFFF

Hes my BFFFF dewd, thats says something
by YOUR MUM'S BFFFF December 26, 2010
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BFBF

BIG FAT BITCH FACE

As is obvious this is the naming a fat, did I say, BIG?, bitch face. One who is just a bitch. Cannot be happy under any circumstances.

A case of Big fat bitch face, abbreviated as, BFBF, should not be confused with, but is related with, plain old Bitch face, Elf dick face, Midget Dick Face, Fuck Face Bitch Face, and many other bitchy afflictions.

Unfortunately, there is no cure for bitch face. There is a possible reduction of Big Fat Bitch Face, but results may vary and one should consult their physician before receiving treatment, surgery, or trying other invasive procedures reducing bitch face.
Ron: "John, why are you dating that Holly, she has a severe case of Big Fat Bitch Face?"

John: "She puts out man. I know she plans on lipo and diets like crazy."

Ron: "Bro, you are my BFF, but you gotta lose that BFBF. You can do better."
by T_rump_supporter November 27, 2016
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bfbf

A little known term for someone being your best friend and boyfriend. Seldom used.
Alice: Oh Jason guess what?

Jason: What?

Alice: You're my bfbf.

Jason: What does that mean?

Alice: It means you're my best friend and my boyfriend.

Jason: Oh.
by it's_strictly_sexual June 15, 2010
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bfbf

"You're my BFBF!"

-"Quit fucking stalking me."
by STR G8TE September 7, 2009
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BBFF

Russell and Ben are BBFFs!!!
by M&T in the A December 17, 2008
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BBFFFLE

best best friend for freaking life and ever. Basicaly someone you class not just as a best friend for the sake of it but a real true best friend with whom you can spend time with and still you enjoy their compnary no matter how much they annoy you. You feel like you have been through so much together and they've seen you at your worse times and yet they still be chosen to be seen in public with you.
Me and this boy (I am a girl) {BBFFFLE} I don't know what I'll do without him we are practically brother and sister
by Anonymous454234 May 7, 2010
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