bedmaking

Something that is useful to some people, but to some is just yak shaving.

Writing down an agenda every day at school is an act of bedmaking.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 23, 2021

Bedman

Person that plays with their imaginary penis all day while eating burgers in bed.

Dude 1: You know Jerry?
Dude 2: Oh yeah that overweight guy?
Dude 1: he's such a bedman
Dude 2: I know right

by Bearspinner88739 January 8, 2022

Bedgasm

the intense feeling of orgasmic euphoria after just having had sex in your dream only to wake up mid thrust and realize you just had sex with your bed...

Definition Courtesy of Z-Pain after realizing his brother Jiggy is a lonely horndog.

"I had a bedgasm last night, it was terrible, I'm a lonely man."

by Messy22 February 23, 2009

Bedgasm

The feeling of euphoria when you lay on bed after a very long day of work. Basically an orgasm with the bed.

Ahhh I had a bedgasm yesterday.

I can't wait to have a bedgasm.

by Js creative mind April 11, 2019

Bedasexual

When you are attracted to your bed and your bed only.

“I hear she’s bedasexual” “is that why she never leaves her bed?”

by I’m a short idiot December 11, 2020

bedgasm

Bedgasm is part of Operation Mindfuck: Golden Apple Seed Mission, or Omgasm.

It involves playing jokes on a friend or acquaintance by sneaking into bed with them, especially when they think you're someone else.

When you see the look of utter shock when they realize you aren't their boo, you have a bedgasm!

Hey, home! I snuck into your Discordian American Princess's bed last night and she said let's do sharies! When she saw who I was she had such a shock on her face it gave me a bedgasm!

Oh yeah? You should see the look on your face when I punch your face in. How about a punchgasm, mother fucker?

by Dildorgasm January 30, 2009

bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.

Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."

by Pete March 17, 2005