Beat me up, Scotty

What Captain Kirk says when he’s thirsty for a thorough anal pounding.

Scotty 😍 Omg he is sooo hot 🥰 beat me up, Scotty! ☺️ love u Scotty 😚 uwu

by Bad C dev February 7, 2026

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

let me beat the dunnies down

meaning to have sex with someone

let me beat the dunnies down

by younginsoicy March 8, 2021

let me beat

the act of letting or pressuring a male have sex, (oral, vaginal, or anal) with a female.

"so if i take you ridin, you gonna let me beat?"

by kyleee. April 29, 2008

What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017