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Beat me up, Scotty

What Captain Kirk says when he’s thirsty for a thorough anal pounding.
Scotty 😍 Omg he is sooo hot 🥰 beat me up, Scotty! ☺️ love u Scotty 😚 uwu
by Bad C dev February 7, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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let me beat

the act of letting or pressuring a male have sex, (oral, vaginal, or anal) with a female.
"so if i take you ridin, you gonna let me beat?"
by kyleee. April 29, 2008
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What ever beats your meat

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...
by Kar-Man May 8, 2010
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beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
by white firecracker April 20, 2017
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