baytown

A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.

At least you dont live in baytown

by D of Tejas August 5, 2008

bayuka

Commonly used when someone makes a complete and total jackass of one's self while trying to act really cool and failing miserably.

When Willie got up on stage in front of a packed crowd and flatfooted to cotton eyed joe and then let someone smash a can over his head, it was apparent to everyone in attendanced that he was truly a bayuka.

by Willie Yates August 19, 2006

Baeutiful

(Bae)-(utiful) A combination of the words "bae" and "beautiful." Baeutiful is an adjective used to describe bae in moments of happiness or pride.

Jim: "Wow, is that your girlfriend? She looks stunning!"

Bob: "Thanks, she's baeutiful."

by Existentialist October 21, 2014

Bautch

Someone who is a bitch, but not a total bitch; a likeable bitch.

-You know Rigo?

-Yah, I love that guy
-Yah, me to too he’s totally a bautch.

by XxCH4RG3RxX1 January 25, 2019

Baytown

Place where half the students who go to the University of Houston are from.

Baytown is so boring, I can't even remember what it's like.

by James Moriarty III May 16, 2023

balut toot

A Filipino fart.

I was at an autograph signing, and Manny Pacquiao ripped a balut toot. It smelled so bad it cleared out the room.

by the John Little October 14, 2011

balut speed

prematured duck/chicken egg speed

"man I hit balut speed in my ferrari yesterday."

by chuck mclovin January 14, 2008