Bayou Butt

Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.

Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!

Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.

by planetsleeep October 6, 2016

Bayou Carcajou

A Pit Bull, Staffordshire Terrier, or other highly aggressive bully breed dog in the deep South

"If that Bayou Carcajou get loose and hurt a kid, every man in this Parish gonna kill it!"

by Snickers 8662 August 23, 2019

Bayou Billy

A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.

"as dumb as a bayou billy"

by KillerTool88 August 23, 2020

Bayou Bunny

A marital aid used by hillbillies, rednecks, swamp dwellers and their families. Made by hotwiring a rampant rabbit into the electrics of an airboat and then attaching it to the drivers seat. The whole family then go giggin.

When accelarating and moving at high speeds is when it is most effective and pleasurable because the people who would use them have normally been hollowed out by their brother/cousin/father.

Joe: 'Hey Caity! You look happy!'

Caity: ' Gonna take Chris with the family and show him a true bayou bunny!'

Joe: 'wow'

by Two Spoon Destroyer January 1, 2021

Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.

Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.

by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021

Bayou bliss

its like lean except you put molly percocet and lsd in it its sold in texas bayous hence the name bayou bliss

FUCK THIS BAYOU BLISS HITS HARD

by FemboyPebis July 31, 2021

Bayou Boogie

swamp people running from alligators yelling things you cannot understand while doing the hoe down

midgets having sex is the vanilla version of the bayou boogie.

by Alexsbaconaterhotwife November 19, 2022