Barnett

A three in one two timer who distributes his time equally between rampant drug usage and deviant sexual encounters. Lives in the past and PISSES on floors to mark territory and establish dominance. Lies for entertainment purposes.

That Barnett has wasted more time fishing but he must be a goldfish himself because he does the same shit every day. A rerun.

by Dailgailgog November 3, 2019

Blake Barnett

A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.

A Blake Barnett is soemone who is very prideful
Blake is a A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.

by John Cena bum bum bu bummm September 28, 2021

Blake Barnett

Blake Barnett is a kid with much pride, loves dirt bikes for some reason, and loves girls named Victoria

Look it's a Blake Barnett

by John Cena bum bum bu bummm September 29, 2021

Jayden Barnett

This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.

Woman 1: Omg is that Jayden Barnett?!
Woman 2: Wow he’s so amazing and perfect

by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023

A ross Barnett

A lovely guy strawberry blonde but is always late or on time for anything in his he’d be late to his own funeral

Why are you late I’m just doing a Ross Barnett

by Anita jobby December 27, 2023

A Ross Barnett

A strawberry blonde who is never on time and is late for everything in his even there own funeral

Why are you late I’m just pulling a Ross Barnett

by Anita jobby January 4, 2024

Barnett Formula

Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).

Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!

by Old Runner November 18, 2023